We crack the Top 20 and start getting into films that can’t just be watched over and over again, but you almost want to watch them over and over again.
#20 Whole Nine Yards
“I’m gonna keep the coke and the fries but I’m gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I’m gonna come over to your house, I’ll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.”
The story of a hitman and his dentist. Again, as seems to be a fairly consistent theme with a lot of movies in this list, the sequel sucked, but the original was genius. From Bruce Willis’s deadpan straight-man performance as a hitman who has a rather irrational dislike of mayonnaise (okay we may not like mayo but threatening to kill people over it) to Kevin Pollack as a mafia member who supposedly has lived his whole life in America yet has the strangest accent ever conceived.
Mob hits. Cheating wives. Dental assistants with a love for Walther PPG’s. Plots within plots…and of course, as Bruce Willis puts it, “the great and powerful Oz.” Every line is unexpected, every scene played a little against the trope. Crisp, clear humor of the witty variety with just enough stupidity to keep it fresh.
#19 Thank You For Smoking
“We don’t sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they’re cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.”
A brilliant dark comedy that lambasts everyone and everything. It has a simple theme, you’re an idiot if you didn’t already know that cigarettes were harmful and you’re an idiot to defend them and you’re an idiot to attack them—grow up and take responsibility for your own actions. Lobbyists, politician, the press, the public are all shown to be the idiots they are…and if there is one thing that isn’t funny about this movie is that it isn’t that far off from reality.
#18 Real Genius
“Was it that dream where you’re atop a pyramid wearing sun god robes and naked women throwing little pickles at you?”
“Why am I the only one who has that dream?”
This gem staring a very young Val Kilmer has been all but forgotten, which is sad.
The movie is a mishmash of surreal moments of geniuses bending the rules of school and science to just prove how smart they are mixed in amongst their attempt to one up each other with wit and experiments
#17 Galaxy Quest
“Never give up. Never surrender!”
I will admit that if you are not a Star Trek fan this movie may not make a lot of sense. Why? Because every scene is designed to not just make fun of Star Trek episodes but of Trekkies themselves and the actors who were made famous by the show. Red shirts, Shatner getting his shirt torn in every fight, Nimoy’s early years of pretentiousness toward Star Trek, the pathetic but loveable lives of devout Trekkies (yes even I have been to a Star Trek convention).
I’ve met people who don’t find this movie funny, and without exception they will always tell me they’ve never watched Star Trek (which is almost equivalent to admitting to not leading a full life), I have never met anyone who has watched Star Trek and does not find every scene a viciously accurate lambast of a show that even I will admit, despite all it’s greatness, has a lot of flaws.